Dork online: hi
Dork online: im Brian
Dork online: nice to meet you
Dork online: im from england im a vampire
Linds: One would think you're retarded, with an introduction like that.
Linds: one would also think you would have better sentence structure if you were an immortal.
(To Jerilyn after copy and pasting the initial conversation:)
Linds says: Oh man, why do I get the idiots?
Jeri: hehe
Jeri: You'd think, that being an immortal, he would have had eons to perfect his pickup skills
Jeri: it's almost as bad as 'Hey, baby..wanna see my fangs?'
Linds: LOL
Linds: I am just shocked that someone would say that to hit on someone.
Jeri: THIS is why I don't date
Jeri: Dear Lestat, I have garlic, my room is covered in crosses...and I have a stake with your name on it...get lost!
Linds: Brian the vampire. how intimidating sounding eh?
Jeri: Ohhhh...poor guy...he's the geekpire.
Linds: lol
Jeri: None of the other vampires want to stalk victims with him.
Linds: He wears fangs held together with cellophane tape.
Jeri: hahahahha! Genius!
Linds: I looked at his message, which was an offline one, and actually snorted.
Linds: Cliff says I should have said, Hi Brian, I'm buffy, a vampire slayer.
Jeri: Cliff wins the internets.
Linds: lol
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