(A distinguished elderly (65+) gentleman walks into my store.)
Linds: Hello! How are you today?
EG: Hello, I'm well, thank you. Do you have rechargable batteries?
Linds: Yes, they're right over there. (points at wall behind her.)
EG: Oh, Thank You!
Linds: (trying to determine what to recommend, and if it's for a digital camera.) What do you need the batteries for?
EG: (matter of factly) Oh. A vibrator.
Me: (momentarily stunned silence. Mouth slightly agape. Blink a few times.) Oh... Yeah! The Nickle Cadmium or Lithium Ion's are the best for that.
EG: Thank-you!
(Distinguished but kinky elderly man purchases C batteries)
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