Sunday, April 09, 2006

Internal Snark.

I'm supposed to greet customers and have a personable demeanor. The keywords there are "supposed to". Ah, Glorious retail.

My favourite response when I say "Hello, how is your day is going?" while they are browsing in my store and they reply with "I'm just looking." is "I'm just saying hello." with a sacchrine smile on my face.

Internally, I'm thinking "I'm just pretending to be polite and give a fuck about you; you rude motherfucker."

There's probably death in my eyes, too... but hey, who cares. I don't.

Christ. I hate my life.

On the plus side, next weekend I have a three day weekend. Whoo!

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