Overheard...

Damn. I hate being sick. It leads to things happening like this:

Linds: you've seen "The Passion (of the Christ)" right?

Liz: yes...

Linds: did you think it was good?

Liz: I think so...

Liz: its been a while.

Linds: It's that movie about Jesus, just to refresh you. lol ;)

Liz: lol

Liz: THAAAAANKS :P

Linds: hehehe

Linds: Oh god. I just made the weirdest noise instead of laughter.

Liz: I wish I could have heard it.

Linds: just think "Urkel".

Liz: lol

Linds: ... And Kitty from that 70s show.

Liz: OMG

Liz: Kitty and Urkel's love child!!

Linds: ...And snorting.

Liz: lol

Linds: Oh man. Cliff is SO laughing at me!

Of Exes and Oh's...

Between a conversation with myself and a friend online, discussing whether or not X's represent kisses, and O's represent hugs.

The term is hugs and kisses, or X's and O's. So based on Dave's logic, hugs are X's, and kisses are O's. My logic states that O's are huglike in shape, being the two arms going AROUND something, so that O's are hugs, and X's are the shape of pursed lips, being kisses.

His stance? X's are hugs, O's are kisses.

Mine: O's are hugs, X's are kisses.

Which is right? What do you guys think?

Overheard...

Sometimes, I'm such a genius it hurts.

Cliff from the living room: "Why are they showing a yeast infection medication commercial during the middle of a war movie?! Gee, you guys sure hit your target audience right on the head! Idiots!"

Me, from the bedroom: "Hey! Girls like war too, you know!"


Previously in the day, discussing dinner:


Cliff: "I added peas to the stew last."

Me: "That makes sense. Peas tend to disapparate when they overcook."

Cliff: *looking at me oddly* "Disapparate?"

Me: "Wait. No... I meant "dissipate"... You know, dissolve."

Cliff: *smirks at me*

Me: "Fall apart into mush blending in with everything else in the pot, like peas tend to do!"

Cliff: *tries to stifle laughter*

Me: "Damn those Harry Potter books!!"

best term for masturbation EVAR!

"The Palm before the Storm".

I'm still giggling, almost 5 minutes after it was mentioned.

Do you guys n' gals think you've got anything to top that one? Hit me with your best shot.

Right on my tits. Just don't get any in my hair, mmkay?

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.

travis: Listen, our "love" making was one long three stooges parody...

linds: I recall you poking me in the eye a few times, yes. And a couple of "why I oughta”’s coming out of you, too.

travis: I told you, I'm not good at it.

linds: I think you said "A wiseguy, huh?!" once, too. But that was when you came.

travis: I never cum only go. But Moe and Larry are perfect names for your breasts, and Curly... Well I'll leave that for you to figure out.

linds: Well considering I have hardwood floors, the carpets don't match the drapes... And I'm not so hot about naming one of my tits after my Dad.

travis: You can't name anything sexual after parental figures it's against the rules.

linds: Yeah I always found the whole "Who's your daddy" thing a bit gross... Hey wait... Curly was bald, wasn't he?

travis: lol

Overheard.

~*Linds*~ says: Trav, I don't know what I'd ever do without you.

He who saw the deep... says: Probably have no use for the anal lube and the webcam?

~*Linds*~ says: Sez you! That's how I get the webcam in there!

He who saw the deep... says: Your intestines are hot.

~*Linds*~ says: And all smeared in shit.

...

~*Linds*~ says: Okay. Admittedly, that went beyond the boundaries of good taste. Or even bad taste, to be honest.

He who saw the deep... says: See, sometimes what we imply is okay. There's no need to go further.

~*Linds*~ says: I know, I know; but I so love to push it further.

He who saw the deep... says: I've got scars on my back to prove it.

~*Linds*~ says: See, I do this shit all the time!

...

I think I pushed the limits with someone during a discussion via IM on Plenty of fish, when he made some comment about swimming in ocean water. Specifically in English Bay, here in Vancouver... I said I didn't like it, because I didn't like the taste of salt water and dirty diapers in my mouth.

He who saw the deep... says: lol!

~*Linds*~ says: He logged off briefly after that. I can't fathom why...

Overheard / Pure, Unadulterated...

Eeeeeevil.


Am I the only one that thinks this "man" looks like a vampire?

(Currently this is my MSN, Y! Messenger and AIM display picture. This conversation is with my cousin, Andrew.)

I feel like a frog, jumping from one idea to the other. says: Cleanliness is next to godliness. Right, vampire pope?

~*Linds*~ says: vampire Pope says "Yes, Andrew; now come be my altar boy. Bottom's up!"

I feel like a frog, jumping from one idea to the other. says: Only on one condition, vampire Pope.

~*Linds*~ says: vampire Pope says "What is that, my little soon to be violated one?'

I feel like a frog, jumping from one idea to the other. Says: You have to dissolve the religion and start fresh.

~*Linds*~ Vampire Pope says "No dice".

I feel like a frog, jumping from one idea to the other. says: LOL

Eavesdropping...

~*Linds*~: God, just sliced my finger open. Huge.

alan: Eeeew. Go take care of that.

~*Linds*~: well duh.

alan: :P

~*Linds*~: No! I'm gushing on the keyboard. As If I'd soil my mac that way.

alan: heh. smartypants

~*Linds*~: I just look rather dashing with two band aides wrapped around my right index finger.

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At least I've got my priorities straight.