Dear Linds,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, January 24, 2005:
You're still in control, and you're still the world's most benevolent despot. Others have no trouble believing that you're doing this for their own good. A well-placed white lie can accomplish great things.
I'm a Benevolent Despot? Jeebus. Who knew I would be a tyrannical leader with good intentions? (Ahem, you don't have to answer that...)
I've never seen a horoscope tell me to fib before.
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