Oh, Dr. Maynard.

I suppose this serves me right for not reading your site as often as I should.

Apparently this article by my dear Dr. Maynard at NewsBlog 5000 got read aloud on Art Bell's radio show last night. To approximately 100 thousand listeners across the United States.

Jeebus.

All this from a paragraph and a half on disfunctional electronic bits and supposed paranormal activity.

Though, it is a damned funny article. I think the line on the Sprint cardboard cutout with the blood tears staining the carpet is the best part.