Thursday, September 16, 2004

Burn, Baby, Burn, Dante's Inferno!

I thought I would give this test a go, to see where I landed according to Dante. The first time I took it I was banished to Level 8. I thought that was a bit harsh. Honestly I was distracted by Malcom in the Middle on T.V. So I took it again.

I'm pretty high up there on the Gluttony, Violence (though I don't really SEE that one so much) and Heretic levels too.

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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tail wraps around his . body 2 times. (I think this is a typo, and it's supposed to say his tail wraps around YOUR body 2 times... I could be wrong though.)

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to...


The Second Level of Hell!


You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtle the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. (OooOooh, molesting winds! YES! Smite me! Smite me right there! OOooh, yeah baby...Mmmmh. I've been smote. Gimme a cigarette will ya, lovey?) You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate


Take the Dante's Inferno Test

4 comments:

Orion_skie said...

Don't know how I did it girly but I was banished to the Seventh Level. Lovely eh?

Linds said...

It's all that sodomy. :P

Orion_skie said...

*blush* Sodomy....me.....ummm...you been reading my diary again?....

Linds said...

Hehehehe.