"Lindsey Needs..."

Wholeheartedly stolen from Sarathena at Craftswoman Fool Box, a meme involving something called the Google search engine.

All you do is type in your first name, followed by "needs" See my top ten results below.

1. Lindsey needs nurturing, patient, and committed adoptive parents.
2. Lindsey needs to get a life.
3. Lindsey needs to take breaks to use the water fountain or bathroom.
4. Lindsey needs to raise money to help with her expenses.
5. Lindsey needs a little break from her social life.
6. Lindsey needs to grow the hell up and stop starting shit.
7. Lindsey needs a room to match her sweet and colorful personality.
8. Lindsey needs less faith and fervor and more critical analysis.
9. Lindsey needs a kidney transplant.
10. Lindsey needs to be punished somehow.

Fun!

I'm including the 11th one, just because it made me laugh until tears almost ran down my legs.

11. Lindsey needs to lay off the coke, seriously.

Seriously. Like, Oh migawd.