Sunday, October 09, 2005

This is a test...

This is merely a test...


Of the emergency broadcasting signal. blah blah blah, let's make a scary noise that freaks out small children.

Speaking of small children, or hatchlings, as it may seem, did you know that Katie Holmes isn't allowed to scream while pushing Tom Cruise's spawn out of her loins? And did you know that no one is allowed to talk to the baby for up to seven days after it's been born?

Why? Well cause that poor little hatchling went through Soooooooo much trauma being born.

Can you remember YOUR birth trauma? Do you have a photographic memory from when your brain was no more than a bowl of pudding? What a load of hokey crap.

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