Sunday, February 27, 2005

"How About That Weather?"

In this city, much like the fabled Camelot, the occurance of rain is pretty much expected. Except for us, it's never limited to the evening, it's all day long.

For the past two weeks, we've experienced relatively balmy conditions. Gorgeous, warm, sunshine-filled days, that seem to be making people think that it's June, instead of February, and making it extremely difficult to be stuck inside a classroom with the blinds drawn for pretty much the entire day.

Not that I'm seriously complaining, but it sure is damned odd weather for the Lower Mainland, for this time of year.

Glorious Tinseltown, The playground of Celebrities and actors, has been under torrential downpour, to the point where some areas of Hollywood, (like Hollywood Boulevard) have had standing water, up to two feet in height in some areas.

Sunny California is getting waterlogged, and sodden Vancouver, is getting... Sunshine?

Who rolled the eight sided dice on that fate event? Good Job, Ahhhhnold.

It's the beginning of the Apocalypse. I swear. Soon we'll see the Four Horsemen thundering across the sky, swords (or whatever, maybe I'm mixing up my L.O.T.R. with Religion...) brandished, ready to wreak havoc on the dumbasses that thought we were going to get some nice weather.

Well, enough of that for now.

I'm off to go tanning, and play in the sunshine until those Apocalyptic Horsemen come screaming around the corner, looking for "My Preciousssssssss...."

3 comments:

Linds said...

For me, everytime I hear/think about the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, I always remember that episode of The Simpsons, (I think it could possibly be a Halloween episode, however, I could be wrong.)Where they come through on that road of fire.

It always makes me grin.

This weather has been awesome, but I'm not about to hold my breath. I know it's only here for the moment, and then we're back to that lovely, liquid sunshine that is the norm for Vancouver.

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Linds said...

Damned repeat posting. *grumbles*