Lucky Red Riding Hood.

Little red Riding hood is walking down the path to her Grandmothers house, and a squirrel pops out of the bush, squeaking;

"Little Red Riding Hood! Little Red Riding Hood! Don't go down there! The Big Bad Wolf is there, and he's out to GET YOU!"

Little Red Riding Hood looks at the cute brown squirrel, and pats it on the head, saying:

"Oh, I'm not worried about HIM anymore. Just you see, cute little squirrel."

She continues walking down the path, without a care in the world, and the BIG BAD WOLF pops out and grabs her around the waist, pulling her close, his carrion breath wafting across her face. He growls in her ear:

"I've got you now, Little Red Riding Hood. Right where I want you, and I'm going to pinch your little titties."

Smirking, and showing not an ounce of fear, The pretty Little Red Riding Hood opens her basket, and pulls out a long, sleek automatic. Pointing it at his head, she says:

"Oh no you're not. You're going to Eat me, Like it says in the book."

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Joke aside, do you guys know the history and meaning behind the story of Little Red Riding Hood?

I do.

The story was created to warn parents to protect the virginity of their daughters. Interesting, no?

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