Saturday, August 06, 2005

Mike Tyson's "O" Face.

Charming, isn't it?

Apparently the boxing megastar, that retired this year, has been approached by Jenna Jameson representatives, to branch out into the Adult Entertainment industry. It's rumoured that Tyson has a rather... Well-endowed... nether region. Tyson has requested the money "up front", since he owes about 1.7 million dollars to the U.S. Government for taxes.

Great for him, I'm sure. What better way to reward a man that has been convicted of rape, evaded paying his taxes, not to mention one who makes his entire career off of violence. (I'm not anti-boxing, by any means, however, this dude is particularily vicious.) By encouraging (and PAYING) him to fuck the same woman that did a 612 person gangbang? (It finished off with Ron Jeremy, doing his trademark finale) One would think, that would be like fucking a rain puddle, after that marathon enduring session. He had better be well endowed, or you know for a fact that any grimace crossing her face is completely fabricated.

Well. More fabricated than normal.

Mmmm Ears.

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