Honestly, this had me in hysterics. It's pretty accurate, so I don't mind slapping it up on here. Funny funny shit. I think the picture had me laughing the most. You can take it here.Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMf)
You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.
People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please. (Holy shit! Ouch! Let's not soften that at all okay? Jeeeebus.)
Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.
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Tuhhhriffic. I told you guys I was going to be the cat lady when I was older... No husband, no kids, just half a dozen cats and me yelling at the kids running across my apartment building's little patch of grass outside of my patio.
Hrmph. Hey Erik! Do you think it's accurate? You know me really well in this arena.
I know for a fact that I like a partner with the balls to tell me off when I've pushed too far, and said too much. That being said, I know that I am really quite sensitive, and pretty understanding. I just don't tolerate bullshit. I do dish out a bit of bullshit though. Hey, I'm honest. I'm also working on it.
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